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;-) I think facebook should add a Don't like option... Click Like if you agree!!!

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 Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching. Click LIKE if you tried.

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 (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills ;-p

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 One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to         mankind. We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE".

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 ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ;-) ;-D

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 ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

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  ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.!!!!!!!!!

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 scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status...
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  ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
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 ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
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 ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =) 
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 U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one.   Fish cant Drown.

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(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
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 if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no              longer in service) lol 
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   What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down! 

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 Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.
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   Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall
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   status under construction ██████████████] 99% !!!!!!!!!!

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  If for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for???
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   Women are like facebook status'..u gotta like em'  ;-)

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     Say's ih yas 2 detnaw tsuj i taht tuo dnif u nehw gnitatirri yrev ti dnif yam u..... CONFUSED?? now read it backwards!!
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